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Send me any request in the next 24 hours and I will write it. If its a half good idea I might publish it, but at the very least I will send it to you and for your enjoyment.

Well, to test the waters for a future project, I think I'll let my loyal viewers toss me some ideas. I will fulfill any (reasonable (reasonable: Single installment story) request between now as in riiiiiiiiight now and the start of the new earth year (not the Chinese New Year). Ask for any story you want and, if I especially like you're idea it might become an official episode! I do have a few small stipulations. The story mustn't be fan fiction, and you cannot sell this request to some one else as you're own. You can repost/submit/distribute the story (so long as you credit me as the writer) for absolutely no money whats so ever so long as you're not trying to make money (even then I might be ok if I were to get a royalty check... we can talk details later). Where I define Fan-Fiction is a bit more lenient due to the TF genera often having one character turn into another. If a person in 'my universe' is changed into a character that happens to look like, have the knowledge of, the emotional state of, and/or an uncanny connection to a character that happens to exist in some other fictitious universe, then that is A OK I.E. Generic Male/O.C. transforms into Yoko Littner. If a character from a ficticious universe or any very closely related universe it changed in any way shape or form then that is fan fiction I.E. Yugi Moto transforms into Flannery. Beyond that toss you're ideas at me. I've done TFs BEs and TGs (my specialties book-ending) however I am open to try FMG or WG or... whatever. But time is limited.

*Disclaimer: Requests may not be completed by the new year. A request may be canceled due to extenuating circumstances.

Jeff: Hey, I'm back. I did a few more shows offline... most of them are crap to be honest, but I'll throw them up here anyway. No such thing as bad publicity. One day while masquerading as a human and perusing the internet I found this.
Yea... Wow... I know. Now, one story I haven't published yet, but I will for shits and giggles, I took a more passive role. I put my tech in the area, let some one use it, drop in some inspiration here and there. I even went as far as to see if I could convince the person who 'discovered' my tech to give the person he transformed green hair. Success. But after discovering the 'hot anime girls' page of Humor Online's free galleries. Oh, goodness the inspiration. So... many... sexy... girls. They have 400 pictures (however there are many many repeats) from all over the internet. So... So many ideas. This is the start of a new series. The Humor Collection. All 400 pictures I am going to try to recreate in story. Some of which, for stylistic reasons, I won't be able to complete, like a solid color generic background, or a background that doesn't fit properly, yada, yada, yada. Long story short, I have 400 stories begging to be written and I want you, yes, you to help. I will do a few stories myself, ones that I find interesting and what have you, but not even the grand omniversal mind I possess can come up with enough interesting stories for every picture. Every now and then I will release a picture that I receive from a random number generator. Now I ask you, loyal viewers to give me inspiration. The idea I like most I will make into an episode in the Humor Collection!

Beyond that I am going to start up a little something for loyal fans. After 20,000 page views, I will start commissions. I have yet do decide prices, but it will be based on the elements in the story, not page numbers. Also watchers will get discounts because I won't discount a loyal fan.

Last but not least... I am struggling with your earth pay pal account stuff... and I am so lost. If there is an earthling that would like to lend me a hand... I would be grateful. Heck I would probably be willing to favor them ever so slightly, *Cough free request Cough*. Just throwing it out there. Well, Jeff Signing off. May the Humor Begin!

I have been a silent deviant for far too long. I have decided to rise up as a writer for the art that is held back. TG, TF, BE, all still art in its own way. It evokes emotions that we hold down. But why can't we have a fun time. I say we are free to experience parts we hold back. That is my view.

I decided that I needed a single character to be causing TG's TF's and BE's, because if a lot of people could cause a transformation in a human then the whole population would be supermodels. Then the point is lost in this. So I made Jeff Xavier, and interdimensional being with a face of liquid metal, Piercing blue eyes, a scary deep voice, and a brain that could rip apart the universe. He is a master of disguise as he can change his face structure. a latex mask with a well painted mouth could fool anyone. Also over his eyes is a perception filter (doctor FTW) which makes it so you can't quite register what you see when you look at his eyes, otherwise it is a dead give away. So why is this super generous that has cracked the code of human life doing this? Because he wants revenge? Because he can? Because he is a sick puppy? Because it is his job. He is the host of a hidden camera show, which is very popular over many dimensions. He doesn't like changing lives forever. He's just a good show host.